I have cousin in Sweden right now going through culinary school (yes, Sweden is random, but it’s because he’s half Swedish and it was easier to get into culinary school in Sweden than the US), so my news feed has been littered with lots of “IT’S SO COLD!” lately.
So I click on his profile to see what he’s been up to, and OMG I DIDN’T REALIZE HE COULD LOOK EVEN MORE LIKE AN ANOREXIC CRACK DEALER THAN HE ALREADY DID.