Me:
Well, no. I don't want to see your ass. And at some point, we're going to be changing, and you're going to forget you're wearing them, and I'm going to see your ass. And I'm going to be scarred.
Sabrina:
[incredulously] Wait! You've never seen my ass!?
Me:
Nooo!!!
Sabrina:
Wait, I've never seen your ass either!
Me:
=_=
And she says it like there's something wrong with this situation.